Sure will zap you!

I've just finished a summer reread and have been passing series around to easily addicted family members! If possible I'd love to be a beta demon and get a closer look at the sausage.

I have zapped Megalomaniac and MRE!

Of course, the tech D'Orcs might get confused and try to eat M(eal) R(eady) to E(at) being mostly space marines they eat a lot of MREs.

Personally, I like Beef Stroganoff.

Wagon is still loading.

We even let people hop on after we start rolling.

However, we claim no responsibility if they slip and fall under the wheels, or the hooves of those pulling and pushing....

Ooh, speaking of wagons wait until

Yes, hot sauce is important!

I know this one demoness, I think she's currently out there in the hinterlands of the multiverse somewhere, she's been spending most of the last century on a low mana plane, she always keeps a bottle of hot sauce in her purse.

A demoness that loves hot sauce, I also know one she's in a place called New Orleans, tho why she stays there is beyond me.

Fortunately, today, ketchup, hot sauce, bbq sauce, mustard are all just slightly different forms of High Fructose Corn Syrup.

I've decided to simply smother all my dinners with creamed corn, so much simpler. Plus the dinners find the creamed corn very nourishing as their last meal. Never eat a dinner with an empty stomach!

I was in the beta for Heavenly Host, so am I in the Apostles of Doom beta as well, or do I need to be re-demonified?

Would that make me a double demon? How does that work :P

By posting in this topic, you've already signed up. I will be adding people to the actual group next week.

I am running behind due to vacation (surprise) but really want to get started no later than right after Labor Day (meaning I am going to be hunkered down in Tom's cave for the 3 day weekend typing furiously on my Underwood Underwood UnderwoodNo5.jpg (56kb) downloaded 673 time(s). ), so the first Beta Release may be missing the last chapter or two. There will be plenty of work to do before getting to the end, and I should be able to get there fairly quickly.

As with last time, the official first beta will be shorter than the finished book, because I leave room for the Beta Demons to suggest additional content/backstory/improvements.

As I recall, the original Beta for Book II was about 230,000 words and the final was like 270,000+ words. And that was after cutting out about 20,000+ words, things like Captain Asmeth and the "Interdimensional Book Bandits"

Book 1 was about 250,000 so that's kind of what I expect to average.

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I will zap you on the verification.

I really need to fix that issue (meaning kill/imprison/torture the wizards blocking my emails). It is very annoying....

You shall be beta'd.